Gravy Hammer

The gravy hammer is a big stick that throws things, essentially. Gravy hammers were invented by the Rugby Apes, who used the force of gravy to propel enemies through the air. They later discovered that gravity worked better, but decided to keep the old name - to deceive their enemies on the weapon's true function.

Gravy hammers are the weapon of choice for a lot of noobs - this is because they have similar intelligence to the Rugby Apes. Rugby Chiefs use gravy hammers to smash marines into oblivion, but they are mainly used for cheating at rugby.